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Friday, March 27, 2020

Dani's Shorts 4 hits 1000 downloads!

Yeah! Another of my freebies hits the 1000th download!
I wonder if anyone reads them... I never hear about it.
Now, let's see what was in DS4... oh yes! One of the best collections of shorts.
Challenges, Weekend Quickies, Grudge matches, Newsflashes, Facebook relay stories... now those were great to do, firing off comments to make a story! If I remember right, "The Duel of Procrastination" really hit the spot... here, read...

The Duel of Procrastination
( One Man Show (Fb relay) (4-6 October 2014))

Mathew shuffled to the sound of leaves falling from the resting
trees as he hid behind a particularly thorny bramble bush, away from
the searching eyes of those present. His seemingly constant flow of
procrastination had finally placed him in a particularly prickly
situation and his suit of slightly rusting armour was no match for the
persistant spikey bush which had the ability to seek out the joining
hinges.
"Where is that Weaver?!" shouted an irate Dani. "He was meant to
be here three days ago! We're running out of peanut butter and jello
sandwiches!"
Jordan stood firm, clenching the case which held the two dueling
pistols.
"He's not coming, can't you see that?" Jordan dropped the pistols'
case and opened one of the six pack he'd brought along. "Fancy a
beer?"
"Nah, you never know, he might appear. I've gotta keep my wits
about me," said Dani, waving off the can once, twice, three times.
Jordan swung it his way once more and he took it and had a swig.
Mathew spotted his chance and ran out of the hedge, away from
the two drinking their beers. For armour, it was surprisingly light and
flexible and he sprinted across to the playground, towards safety and
a chance for a chip butty.
"Look! There he goes!" screamed Jordan, losing half his beer as he
pointed. Dani dropped his and grabbed the pistols' case.
"Give me that! Ahh!" The harder he tried to open the case, the less
chance it would.
"You've bent the hinges now! It'll never open!" Jordan caught the
case as Dani threw it away in disgust.
"No matter. I have one of these!" Dani took out a large can opener
and chased after Mathew. "I'll get that bugger if it's the last thing...!"
He tripped over a mole hill.
THE END.

Come and read all those little stories...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/529075




Monday, March 23, 2020

Amazon Author Rank beta has been retired!

What?!?
How am I meant to know how 'successful/unsuccessful' I am anymore?
Amazon has put a notice up that says...



So little authors such as myself can't check our progress.
It doesn't change the writing process, but it definitely changes the marketing game plan... marketing game plabn?!?... did I ever have one?

Had a crazy day over at Smashwords on the 21st... SO MANY free downloads! Sometimes it's a good day!

https://www.smashwords.com/books/byseries/2766


Friday, March 20, 2020

FREE "Rage of Atlantis" once again! + BABY SHOES FREE!

Yes, it's free again, one of my masterpieces based on the Capitalistic Fascism that is slowly taking over this world.
Come and get the ebook for FREE! You'll find it on your Amazon website if you're not on .com :-)
It's the only book I know with a dolphin as a hero, so don't expect the usual story!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008EM2RRK


And I've just found out that 'Baby Shoes' is FREE as well! A great anthology of short stories!

https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Shoes-100-Stories-Authors-ebook/dp/B0110ZA0RG




Thursday, March 19, 2020

Free downloads! For real!

There's some action over on Smashwords, a few interested readers poking their heads in my direction... which is nice... here's the link to my free stuff if that's new for you...

https://www.smashwords.com/books/byseries/2766

AND...

Line by Lion Publications have whispered that they will be giving a few FREE EBOOK days for my books, for example...


...available here...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00SOZYR6G

and...



(which isn't available yet on EBOOK... but it's possible it will be soon!)

https://www.amazon.com/Sink-eight-excrutiatingly-terrifying-stinkingly/dp/1948807041


...still working on "Dani's Shorts 8+" and "Gubacsi Dulu" ... and "How to 3", of course!

I'll keep you posted on EVERYTHING when it happens.