I've got a new interview over on Laura Robert's blog!
It's a woozey! :-) Thanks, Laura!
http://blackheartmagazine.com/2014/09/22/manna-x-an-interview-with-dani-j-caile/
I've also just sent in 2 fantastic stories to the Iron Writer, one for the Grudge Match 11, a collaboration with Jordan Bell, 250ish words each, and my entry for the Autumn 2014 Prelims. More on those later!
But hey! Get over to the interview!
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Friday, September 26, 2014
Thursday, September 25, 2014
News...news..news...:-)
Long time no posts again!
Been busy writing...at the moment I'm in a completely new format TIW Grudge match, trying to wrestle with another author's ego (Jordan Bell) as well as my own. We're on our 2nd (3rd?) attempt at creating a collaboration 500 word story with some insane elements. We might get lucky.
I'm also now waiting on 3...yes, 3 anthologies, two from Three Fate Press and 1 from the Indie Collaboration. I have no idea whether any piece will be published yet.
Still waiting on the cover artist of "How to build a castle in seven easy steps"...no reply...apparently I am 'impatient'...if I'd self-published the book would've been out now...but I'd be in the wilderness. Better to wait. It's an 'epic'. If anyone catches on to that fact, "Hello fame, hello fortune"..yeah, right...the action of writing something which might make a change is the reason I'm doing this...
There should also be a fantastic new little interview somewhere...though I can't find it ATM...perhaps the person forgot to post it.
Later...:-)
Been busy writing...at the moment I'm in a completely new format TIW Grudge match, trying to wrestle with another author's ego (Jordan Bell) as well as my own. We're on our 2nd (3rd?) attempt at creating a collaboration 500 word story with some insane elements. We might get lucky.
I'm also now waiting on 3...yes, 3 anthologies, two from Three Fate Press and 1 from the Indie Collaboration. I have no idea whether any piece will be published yet.
Still waiting on the cover artist of "How to build a castle in seven easy steps"...no reply...apparently I am 'impatient'...if I'd self-published the book would've been out now...but I'd be in the wilderness. Better to wait. It's an 'epic'. If anyone catches on to that fact, "Hello fame, hello fortune"..yeah, right...the action of writing something which might make a change is the reason I'm doing this...
There should also be a fantastic new little interview somewhere...though I can't find it ATM...perhaps the person forgot to post it.
Later...:-)
Thursday, September 18, 2014
When TIWs get together...The Mirror
Yeah, I won TIW Challenge 81! The popular vote got it for me, as it was evens-Stevens after the judge vote...I know who hates me now...won't be saying 'hello' to that one for a while...so I'm in the Autumn Open :-)
And today, a TIW impromtu relay 'just happened' :-) Both myself, Mathew W Weaver and Christopher A Liccardi (Mathew started this one) had a go at another of Jordan Bell's facebook profile pictures, a particularly 'scary' one in a steamed up mirror...that guy has more profile pictures than...than...anyone I know :-) Here's the result (well, it went on a little further, but here's my punchline :-))
The Mirror
(Impromtu relay 18 Sept 2014)
C81 | J1 | J2 | J3 | J4 | PV | Total | ||||||
A Bear in the Woods - Dani J Caile | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | |||||
House of the Golden Slayer - Laura Roberts | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 13 | |||||
Mamma and Papa's House - M. D. Pitman | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 14 | |||||
Little Schiz-pot - Neal Sayatovich | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 24 |
And today, a TIW impromtu relay 'just happened' :-) Both myself, Mathew W Weaver and Christopher A Liccardi (Mathew started this one) had a go at another of Jordan Bell's facebook profile pictures, a particularly 'scary' one in a steamed up mirror...that guy has more profile pictures than...than...anyone I know :-) Here's the result (well, it went on a little further, but here's my punchline :-))
The Mirror
(Impromtu relay 18 Sept 2014)
Mathew W. Weaver
The muzzle was still warm when he laid it down on the sink.
The metal hit the ceramic with a clang loud enough to make a normal man jump,
any man with the nerves of jelly after what he had just done. But this was no
normal man.
Dani J Caile
No normal man at all. His reflection in the mirror seemed
foggy and...distant. Who was that person staring back at him? Those eyes, that
nose, the lack of hair on the top of his head were all so familiar and yet...
Jordan Bell
Uh oh. Here we go again!
Uh oh. Here we go again!
Christopher A Liccardi
Strangely different. He had been wearing another face the
last time he looked at his reflection. It was a woman this time. She was
pretty, or had been, blonde and naive. Her first mistake was to open the door
when the bell rang at...
Dani J Caile
...two minutes til the witches' hour. How was she to know
that keeping awake at that hour procrastinating with her buddies on facebook
would lead her to such a violent and lethal fate? The hynoptising trancelike
backbeat of a Justin Bieber song still rang deep in his mind.
Mathew W. Weaver
It was all so confusing. He leaned over and gripped the
edges of the sink tightly, his knuckles whitening. He breathed out, glanced at
the mirror, and looked away. His gaze fell on his hands. In the dim light and
the steam off the shower, he could barely make them out. Were they thick, burly
red sausages or slim, dainty white feminine digits?
Dani J Caile
Shaking his head, his vision cleared and he breathed a sigh
of relief. His manly hand , strained and tense, grasped the thin long ungrilled
vienna virsli he'd taken in those last stressful moments of the struggle. But
that face...?
Christopher A Liccardi
and those memories;
flashes another persons life. He was an intruder in those things he saw. Each
familiar, but each one glaringly not his own. He wasn't going to have them
long. He needed to feed again... and soon. This time he was thinking about that
writer who had run into him in the Stop and Save parking lot. What an...
Dani J Caile
...absolute waste of pen and paper, those King clone
scribbles he'd noticed over his shoulder. It would be a blessing to the world
if that writer was his next victim.
Mathew W. Weaver
And then, with that
thought, everything became so much more clearer. The throbbing headache faded
and his vision, inexplicably clouded again, spontaneously cleared. He saw the
blood on his hands. He saw the pistol within grasp. He knew what he needed to
do....
Dani J Caile
Go and grill those vienna virsli!
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Dani's Shorts 3 hits 100+ free downloads!
Finally! DS3 goes over 3 figures...even for free it's difficult for an unknown writer to get their books downloaded...read is another matter...reviewed is even harder.
DS3 on Smashwords...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/470944
DS3 on Amazon...
http://www.amazon.com/Danis-Shorts-3-Dani-Caile-ebook/dp/B00N7YGLBS
The highest ranking was No. 9626 in the Free Kindle Store...small steps...
A few TIW things going on...
Challenge 81 is still on, and I'll be in Grudge 11, a special one, later...later...oh, soon...:-)
DS3 on Smashwords...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/470944
DS3 on Amazon...
http://www.amazon.com/Danis-Shorts-3-Dani-Caile-ebook/dp/B00N7YGLBS
The highest ranking was No. 9626 in the Free Kindle Store...small steps...
A few TIW things going on...
Challenge 81 is still on, and I'll be in Grudge 11, a special one, later...later...oh, soon...:-)
Monday, September 15, 2014
Dani's Shorts 3 FREE on Amazon!
Yes, I made 'Dani's Shorts 3' available for FREE on Amazon for the next 4 days. If you prefer to download it from there, here's the link...
http://www.amazon.com/Danis-Shorts-3-Dani-Caile-ebook/dp/B00N7YGLBS
A review would be nice, too :-)
Of course, it's always FREE on Smashwords, but it's not so Kindle-friendly I guess...
Trying to get to 100 downloads...yes, I know it's not much, but it's another small step.
Challenge 81 is still on until THursday, so if you really think you know which story is mine...the funny one...then please vote :-)
http://theironwriter.com/challenge-81/
http://www.amazon.com/Danis-Shorts-3-Dani-Caile-ebook/dp/B00N7YGLBS
A review would be nice, too :-)
Of course, it's always FREE on Smashwords, but it's not so Kindle-friendly I guess...
Trying to get to 100 downloads...yes, I know it's not much, but it's another small step.
Challenge 81 is still on until THursday, so if you really think you know which story is mine...the funny one...then please vote :-)
http://theironwriter.com/challenge-81/
Sunday, September 14, 2014
My take on TIW 82 :-)
Someone had the idea of changing their 'tagwords' on KDP Amazon to match the famous writer their work is close to...so I added Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett...they didn't allow me to put Dan Brown...too many misleading hits, apparently...I think the Brown Mafia have something to do with it. Let's see what that does....
And yes, here's my version of TIW Challenge 82, another 'marital strife' type dialogue
...if you haven't voted for my story in Challenge 81, please do so...it's the solemn funny one....
http://theironwriter.com/challenge-81/
The Brother
TIW Challenge 82
And yes, here's my version of TIW Challenge 82, another 'marital strife' type dialogue
...if you haven't voted for my story in Challenge 81, please do so...it's the solemn funny one....
http://theironwriter.com/challenge-81/
The Brother
TIW Challenge 82
(4 elements - A Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando
Action Figure, A New (10th) Circle of Hell (meaning you have to make it up and
give it a title), The Dunning Kruger Effect, Perfume Atomizer)
She came in, spraying her perfume
atomizer around the room. Someone was coming round. Who was it?
"I've told you a thousand
times, my work doesn't smell." I sealed the box up and put my collection
of Amblytelus ground beetles away into their particular drawer.
"I don't care. I hate those
things. Smell or no smell, I think they're disgusting."
"It's my work, dear, my field
of expertise." To make her feel more at ease, I opened the window to let
some fresh air in.
"My brother will be here
soon, so take those joggy bottoms of yours off and put on something
more…respectable."
"Your brother? But that's the
second time this month? What does he want now? More money?" I checked my
wallet, making sure there was enough to cover such a visit.
"Brian! How dare you! He's my
brother. If he needs money, then we can help him out."
"Why doesn't he get a
job?"
"Brian!" She rushed
across the room, spraying her perfume atomizer along the furniture and the
sofa, only to find her supply running out.
"Well, he thinks he knows
everything!"
"You know he's
unskilled…"
"Yes, but he's always ready
to tell me what's right and what's wrong, isn't he? It's those muscles of his,
it makes him think he's some kind of superhero who can do anything. I'm sure he
suffers from the Dunning Kruger Effect…"
"He's my brother, you can't
talk about him like that! And anyway, there's nothing wrong with a little
muscle…"
I watched as she left the room and
emerged with a plate load of sandwiches from the kitchen.
"A little muscle? He's got
more muscles than a caterpillar!" That last remark caused her to stop in
her tracks and tutt.
"Ah, I knew you'd have to
bring your Entomology into this at some point. You just can't
stop thinking about it, can you? My brother takes care of his body and as I
said, there's nothing wrong with his muscles."
"Absolutely.
Every day, 8 to 4, in that gym. My old Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando
action figure had less muscles than him. Except for one, of course." I
tapped the side of my head and she shook hers.
"Well please don't go into
some intellectual tirade like you did the last time. You know how upset he gets
when he doesn't understand something. He broke grandma's China vase, remember?
We're running out of the old inheritance."
"Yes, I remember. He's rather
like a gorilla, don't you think? His dire apathy towards knowledge is killing.
They should invent a whole new Circle of Hell just for him, 'Apathy of
Knowledge and Understanding', perhaps. A little different to ignorance,
wouldn't you say? Ignorance isn't really a choice for him, it would be a step
up…that place would be good for a few other people I don't care to
mention..."
She clenched her fists, pushing
them down to her sides and her face went a deep purple.
"Don't bring my parents into
this!"
Saturday, September 13, 2014
TIW Weekend Quickie 53...different
It's the first of many different Weekend Quickies to come at TIW from DL Zwissler :-)
The rules have been changed, but I still have power to do it!
And it's...well, go and see it for yourself!
http://theironwriter.com/weekend-quickie-53/
Got 'How to' back from the editor this week, and I immediately read through it and sent it back. The quicker I am, the quicker it'll come out :-) Oh, it's 'an entertaining read' ...they keep telling me.
Still waiting for the 100th copy of 'Dani's Shorts 3' to go out...almost there after a few weeks out. OK, not so great but hey! Get your copy now...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/470944
I'm also in Grudge 10 on TIW....Challenge 81...sorry, no names and I can't tell you which story is mine but I do humour as you know...
http://theironwriter.com/challenge-81/
Yes, there's a lot of links on the post :-)
The rules have been changed, but I still have power to do it!
And it's...well, go and see it for yourself!
http://theironwriter.com/weekend-quickie-53/
Got 'How to' back from the editor this week, and I immediately read through it and sent it back. The quicker I am, the quicker it'll come out :-) Oh, it's 'an entertaining read' ...they keep telling me.
Still waiting for the 100th copy of 'Dani's Shorts 3' to go out...almost there after a few weeks out. OK, not so great but hey! Get your copy now...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/470944
I'm also in Grudge 10 on TIW....Challenge 81...sorry, no names and I can't tell you which story is mine but I do humour as you know...
http://theironwriter.com/challenge-81/
Yes, there's a lot of links on the post :-)
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