Map and Spiel of 'How to' :-)

Here's the spiel for 'How to build a castle in 7 easy steps'...

No one was injured in the making of this book. However, there may be some casualties while reading.

In an ancient and long-forgotten deranged land obsessed with power, greed and mud, one boy alone stands up to the problems around him. His is a typical story of 'boy meets girl, boy turns into soup, escapes, boy meets girl again, boy is kidnapped and becomes the 'chosen one' for a tribe of canibalistic vampirish desire-driven crazed warriors, boy leads them into battle, loses the chance to bed hundreds of Amazonian women and finally wins the girl'. Come, accompany him on his fantastic wonderful superb journey. Or follow the cat. Whatever.

And here's a map I made...perhaps one will go with the book, who knows...