Dani's Shorts 5 somewhere else...AND NEW BOOK!

I found Dani's Shorts 5 on another website...
Shakespir...
http://shakespir.com/ebook/danis-shorts-5-17665
I have no idea how it got there, because I certainly didn't give permission, but... I give it FREE at Smashwords.com, so it's now on another platform... that can only be a good thing.
Oh, and did I say?
My new book is out!
And someone bought a book in the UK! (Thanks!!)
Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 137,332 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

• #2209 in Humorous Fiction
• #6522 in Humourous Fiction

So, if you'd like to read the blurb, click on this link!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sink-eight-excrutiatingly-terrifying-stinkingly/dp/1948807041
...or this one...!
https://www.amazon.com/Sink-eight-excrutiatingly-terrifying-stinkingly/dp/1948807041