This is one of those "laugh out loud" and "look around the corner" type books. Dani Caile, with his satirical humor, his way with words--and--soup, bring you "How to Build a Castle in Seven Easy Steps." This book has everything you need from Cats, to Soup, to Sorcery, to...well, you're just going to have to read it to get the gist of this review.
And you will be glad you did.
Check it out, but only after you hide the cat, and get rid of any medium to large sauce pan. :)
If you haven't got yourself a copy, then now's the time!