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Thursday, May 14, 2020

Ebook "How to Sink a Ship" - FINALLY available!

Yes! After almost two years, "How to Sink a Ship" is available on Amazon as an ebook!
Now those who wish to read this amazing 'caper' with Norby having to save his village from a horde of zombies can do so from the comfort of their own electronic devices!
"How to Sink a Ship" is the second part of Norby's adventures, though you don't need to read the first* to enjoy this one. A third is in the making, but don't push me on that, I'm still dealing with my latest sci-fi novel... yes, novel, it grew.
So, if you've been waiting or just wish to experience the "cracked genius" that is Dani J. Caile (not my words), here's the link to "How to Sink a Ship (in eight long, excruciatingly terrifying, stinkingly evil night)"!
Please read and review...!... reviews are needed, honest reviews! Without feedback in life, what is there...? ...emptiness...the complete opposite of what's in this book!

How to Sink a Ship ebook on Amazon



*How to Build a Castle ebook on Amazon







Monday, April 27, 2020

'Reflections on a Comfortable Life' + 'Planet of the Humans'

My little story 'Reflections on a Comfortable Life'  - about a man dealing with his feelings of responsibilties towards our dying planet -  will be available soon on...

May the 1st 2020

through Jason Brick's 'Flash in a Flash' email newsletter.
If you'd like to subscribe now so you can be ready for it, here's the link. (It's FREE, and you can unsubscribe whenever you want to)
https://mailchi.mp/63da41c535a1/flashinaflash

And Michael Moore's documentary 'Planet of the Humans' is a MUST SEE if you have any thoughts or feelings of responsibility (or curiousity) for the future of this planet we live on.
I can't say any more, you need to watch ALL of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk11vI-7czE


Monday, April 20, 2020

Gubacsi Dulu... is it done? Really?

My last post said I'd 'finished' Gubacsi Dulu, my first sci-fi novella.
I've just started a second part, though I don't know if it's a second part, or enough to make the first a novel, or there's need for a third part ... we will see.
But it's exciting.
The first blurb goes like this... and I can't show you the second part's because... 'spoiler'...

2357 AD. Officer Karina Reif wants to start afresh. Or does she? A 'John Doe' appears in the depths of her jurisdiction, an AxiCorp water extraction installation on Gubasci Dulu, thousands of light years from Earth, and breaks apart the fragile façade of her life. What will she do with the secrets she finds?
A claustrophobic, subtly humorous, psychotic future of people who no longer know why.

Oh, and I received a wonderful spike of free downloads from Smashwords recently as I collected half a dozen new readers from who knows where. THANK YOU! It makes my day! My week!
Get them here if you haven't yet.
https://www.smashwords.com/books/byseries/2766

Here's that Gubacsi Dulu cover again... there might be a new one on the way...


Monday, April 13, 2020

Gubacsi Dulu - 'tis done...

Yes, after years of thinking about it, I've finally 'finished' Gubacsi Dulu, my first sci-fi novella.
Why novella? I didn't want to add filler to make it into a novel, I wanted the essence there.
Perhaps if there's interest in this, I'll write a second part... it's possible.
Anyway, waiting on a few small presses and a friend or two for some feedback before I say any more... but here's the blurb!

2357 AD. Officer Karina Reif wants to start afresh. Or does she? A 'John Doe' appears in the depths of her jurisdiction, an AxiCorp water extraction installation on Gubasci Dulu, thousands of light years from Earth, and breaks apart the fragile façade of her life. What will she do with the secrets she finds?
A claustrophobic, subtly humorous, psychotic future of people who no longer know why.

Here's my first attempt at a cover again, though there are plans afoot for a better one! I'll take any!
But while you're waiting for this, go over to Smashwords and download my freebies, there are tons to choose from...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/byseries/2766








Friday, March 27, 2020

Dani's Shorts 4 hits 1000 downloads!

Yeah! Another of my freebies hits the 1000th download!
I wonder if anyone reads them... I never hear about it.
Now, let's see what was in DS4... oh yes! One of the best collections of shorts.
Challenges, Weekend Quickies, Grudge matches, Newsflashes, Facebook relay stories... now those were great to do, firing off comments to make a story! If I remember right, "The Duel of Procrastination" really hit the spot... here, read...

The Duel of Procrastination
( One Man Show (Fb relay) (4-6 October 2014))

Mathew shuffled to the sound of leaves falling from the resting
trees as he hid behind a particularly thorny bramble bush, away from
the searching eyes of those present. His seemingly constant flow of
procrastination had finally placed him in a particularly prickly
situation and his suit of slightly rusting armour was no match for the
persistant spikey bush which had the ability to seek out the joining
hinges.
"Where is that Weaver?!" shouted an irate Dani. "He was meant to
be here three days ago! We're running out of peanut butter and jello
sandwiches!"
Jordan stood firm, clenching the case which held the two dueling
pistols.
"He's not coming, can't you see that?" Jordan dropped the pistols'
case and opened one of the six pack he'd brought along. "Fancy a
beer?"
"Nah, you never know, he might appear. I've gotta keep my wits
about me," said Dani, waving off the can once, twice, three times.
Jordan swung it his way once more and he took it and had a swig.
Mathew spotted his chance and ran out of the hedge, away from
the two drinking their beers. For armour, it was surprisingly light and
flexible and he sprinted across to the playground, towards safety and
a chance for a chip butty.
"Look! There he goes!" screamed Jordan, losing half his beer as he
pointed. Dani dropped his and grabbed the pistols' case.
"Give me that! Ahh!" The harder he tried to open the case, the less
chance it would.
"You've bent the hinges now! It'll never open!" Jordan caught the
case as Dani threw it away in disgust.
"No matter. I have one of these!" Dani took out a large can opener
and chased after Mathew. "I'll get that bugger if it's the last thing...!"
He tripped over a mole hill.
THE END.

Come and read all those little stories...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/529075




Monday, March 23, 2020

Amazon Author Rank beta has been retired!

What?!?
How am I meant to know how 'successful/unsuccessful' I am anymore?
Amazon has put a notice up that says...



So little authors such as myself can't check our progress.
It doesn't change the writing process, but it definitely changes the marketing game plan... marketing game plabn?!?... did I ever have one?

Had a crazy day over at Smashwords on the 21st... SO MANY free downloads! Sometimes it's a good day!

https://www.smashwords.com/books/byseries/2766


Friday, March 20, 2020

FREE "Rage of Atlantis" once again! + BABY SHOES FREE!

Yes, it's free again, one of my masterpieces based on the Capitalistic Fascism that is slowly taking over this world.
Come and get the ebook for FREE! You'll find it on your Amazon website if you're not on .com :-)
It's the only book I know with a dolphin as a hero, so don't expect the usual story!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008EM2RRK


And I've just found out that 'Baby Shoes' is FREE as well! A great anthology of short stories!

https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Shoes-100-Stories-Authors-ebook/dp/B0110ZA0RG